struttinglikeapotter:

HELLO PERIOD, SO NICE OF YOU TO DROP BY EARLY

OH AND YOU BROUGHT ME SOME CRAMPS, HOW LOVELY

SORRY IM SO UNPREPARED I WASNT EXPECTING YOU FOR ANother wEek

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msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

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